damn girl are you a spider? because i’m kinda scared of spiders
im deleting all the negativity out of my life
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
fuck you all i thought it was funny
My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.
If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world